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Since I am a Social Network strategist and SEO thingy guy I am all over the net. Today I came across Tumblr’s homepage and something caught my eye. Something very familiar. Holy Sh**! They’ve posted a photo of an old Free Record!! Check it out below. Huge thumbs up to...

Tumblr Homepage Features the Rock Band FREE – Fantastic !!

Since I am a Social Network strategist and SEO thingy guy I am all over the net. Today I came across Tumblr’s homepage and something caught my eye. Something very familiar. Holy Sh**! They’ve posted a photo of an old Free Record!! Check it out below. Huge thumbs up to…

Okay that was a cheap title grab. It is an ode to a killer article written by my former boss and mentor. This article is basically to endorse the reality that there is a crap load of Bullshit SEO work being implemented out there. And unfortunately the clients are unaware...

SEO is Bullshit or So it Appears to Many

Okay that was a cheap title grab. It is an ode to a killer article written by my former boss and mentor. This article is basically to endorse the reality that there is a crap load of Bullshit SEO work being implemented out there. And unfortunately the clients are unaware…

Website Transition Recap In my last article I had described in detail what sorts of risks were present when looking specifically at website traffic during a redesign. Assuming that the Page URL’s, site navigation and page content may change, this can lead to heavy losses in web based traffic both...

Don’t Get Fired Over a New Website – SEO Website Transition Part 2

Website Transition Recap In my last article I had described in detail what sorts of risks were present when looking specifically at website traffic during a redesign. Assuming that the Page URL’s, site navigation and page content may change, this can lead to heavy losses in web based traffic both…

Having recently caught Decapitated on the West coast edition of the Summer Slaughter tour, I was brought back to the ever present thoughts of the tragedy which befell these amazingly talented young dudes from Poland. During the set change you can’t help but feel a stab of emotion when you first catch...

Decapitated: From Pain to Strength

Having recently caught Decapitated on the West coast edition of the Summer Slaughter tour, I was brought back to the ever present thoughts of the tragedy which befell these amazingly talented young dudes from Poland. During the set change you can’t help but feel a stab of emotion when you first catch…

Okay, after reading over my last post I realized that I was touching on a subject that deserves considerably more time to commit to. This was an extremely condensed collection of strategies and information transitioning from an old website to a new website. Considering how bloody important a new website...

Don’t Get Fired Over a New Website – SEO Web Site Transition – part 1

Okay, after reading over my last post I realized that I was touching on a subject that deserves considerably more time to commit to. This was an extremely condensed collection of strategies and information transitioning from an old website to a new website. Considering how bloody important a new website…

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0August 27, 2010
Re-designing Your Website? Don’t Kill Off Your Traffic by Mistake

I originally wrote this for a post over at my new company Falcon-Software and have reposted in its entirety here. Enjoy. Or don’t, but please leave a comment if interested. This is a scenario that I’ve seen materialize far too often in my time as a search engine marketer. CompanyA.com…
0August 10, 2010
Don’t Let Google Crawl Your Secure Pages – FIFA Case Study

Over the course of the day I may use one of 3 browsers fairly often to have a look at any manner of website. Sometimes I’m simply frustrated at the memory sucking of Firefox or confused as to why there are 12 Google Chrome sessions running with one browser window…
0July 28, 2010
Warning Facebook Suspected Phishing Site

Thank you Chrome for keeping me protected. I don’t know what I would do without you.
0May 13, 2010
Enquisite Search Analytics Changes Name to Eightfold Logic

In a complete stunner (personally speaking) Enquisite has relaunched their website under the new company name of Eightfold Logic. Having spent hundreds of hours combing through Enquisite data and extolling the vertues of the amazing clarity used in their Search Engine Traffic reports, I can’t hide the fact that it…
3March 31, 2010
Californication and Slayer – Metal has a Friend at Showtime

Hey!! Wait a sec!!. Wasn’t what you were looking for? How about leaving a comment and let me know why? I have seen a bunch of you leave without reading the story and I am curious about the reason. Peace!! Maybe this is what you were looking for? = Californication Main…
2November 4, 2009
Google Search Results Showing Site Reviews – Is your site seeing Stars ??

While searching around for a website looking for trends and competitive information I came across something that I’ve never seen before in the Google Search Results Pages (SERPS). While searching for ‘Office Coffee Services’ I found this at position #189. Pretty crazy hey. I confirmed with a colleague of mine…
0September 30, 2009
Royal Bank Stealing Money from Credit Card Holders

As we evolve as consumers we undoubtedly get snagged up in at least a couple ‘lost’ or ‘forgotten’ credit cards. The issue in Canada is completely dwarfed when compared to that of the United States or Britain where regulation is not present and doling out credit was fair game even…
0August 8, 2009
Facebook News Feed Showing up in Google Web Alerts

Recently I’ve been watching google alerts for a film production company that I’m helping out with some online work, primarily with branding and community building. Part of the exercise was to watch for well written and unique reviews of the films that they’ve been responsible for. When starting to build…
0May 26, 2009
The Hermaphobino Lives

This will soon be the stomping ground for various species of wildlife. Much oddness shall occur spawning from various Bi-Pedalist cretins.

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